Researchers at the Mayo Clinic have discovered a cure for cancer: Snuggies, The revolutionary toga-like blanket that keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands! According to a 2-year Mayo research study with 307 cancer patients, Snuggie's increase life expectancy by over 53%. "We're not sure how exactly the Snuggie works, but we know for certain it's a significantly positive therapy in addition to conventional cancer treatments." The Mayo Cancer Center has ordered 40,000 Snuggies. The first step in every new cancer treatment will be to wrap the patient up in a warm, cozy Snuggie, followed by radiation and chemo.
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