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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Has Her Head on Backwards


Sources close to Lindsay Lohan says it's no surprise that the skinny starlet gets in so much trouble, because the fact is, she has her head on backwards. "All the shenanigans you've heard about in the tabloids are true," says one loyal Lindsay supporter. "But it's no mystery," the friend adds. "Lindsay has her head on backwards!" According to Dr. Herbert Lojulle at Mt. Sinai Beverly Hills, "backwards head" is a rare side effect of NPD, or narcissistic personality disorder. "Ms. Lohan has a particularly bad case of head on backwards," said Dr. Lojulle. SHe will have to work very hard with a team of specialists to screw her head on straight. I wish her luck." Amen.

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