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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Will Smith drops out of MIB because of Gay Aliens


According to sources on Hollywood and Vine, actor Will Smith has dropped out of Men in Black 3 because he can no longer support gay aliens. Insiders close to Smith say that the actor believes that a large percentage of aliens in other universes are gay, and he just can't condone that kind of lifestyle. Says one of Smith's close associates "Will kind of looked the other way with MIB1 and MIB2, but this time he felt he had to stick to his guns. He really believes that these aliens need to clean up their acts and stop their same-gender activities." Representatives from FFGAE (Freedom For Gay Aliens Everywhere) are up in arms about Smith's controversial decision. Says #@(*@_@#, an alien transgender lesbian from the Alta Centauri galaxy "Why does he have to pick on us? We're not hurting anybody. So what that I like to wrap my tentacles around another being of the same gender? What's the deal?" Smith was not available for comment.

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